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If Don Lemon had an internal monologue other than the producer's voice in his ear

uhh ... uhhhhh ... how can I say this knowing that it's going out on air... with the uh ...

I’m kind of shocked that he had to ask that question. Do firemen ask if they’re really supposed to be putting out fires? What else does he think his job entails if not EXACTLY THAT?

The Badgers have had there fair share or favorable calls in the tournament. So many in fact that I find it hard to get worked up about this.

is it in my prerogative to get up, run over to the table, buzz the buzzer, and tell them to come back and look?

NCAA Officiating Head: Refs Never Saw Best Angle of Controversial Play

You and Leslie Horn should get married and start your own site far away from Deadspin.

Obviously that kid has never played Tecmo Super Bowl.

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Poor Chris Kaman is getting used to this:

It’s still early.

Hahaha I love knowing this. Please keep me update as to what your kids are banging as summer gets closer.

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There's only one version of "Bitch Betta Have My Money" and it's not by a cyborg trying to do her best Beyonce impression.

I teach at an Atlanta high school and my kids think this song is soft. They're usually a pretty good barometer of rap popularity so I'd balk at pronouncing this the song of the summer. They're pretty high on Johnny Cinco though, whoever the hell that is.

Also a Dodgers gang will probably shiv your face in the parking lot.

"I trusted you."

Reporter: Did it feel like a playoff game to you guys?

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

"Geno Smith Can Get Fucked."

"As for the Seahawks," continued the young lad, "why the fuck didn't they give it to Beast Mode again?"