“I am a 59 year old...”

In a strange turn of events, Matt Ryan said he will also be skipping the White House event.

I would go just so I could pull my hand back and slick back my hair right when Trump went to shake it. I’d be a hero to all the other secret detainees in Guantanamo.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

The Stars have been largely directionless since they moved from Minnesota.

I want to file a complaint because I was getting Holiday cups from Dunkin almost all the way to Feb. There needs to be some kind of law. That shit has to stop by Jan 6th or people start getting arrested.

Well he’s got a long history of covering up rapes, so he’ll be well prepared for dealing with the Catholic church.

Love it

So Cow - Second Last Line of the National Anthem

I had a brief vision where X conquered the USA. Pretty fuckin’ nice there-

Fugazi - Bad Mouth

Priests

Black history month. Mongo Santamaria -cuban percussionist specifically the congas (conguero). Composer of the jazz standard afro blue.

The Tedeschi Trucks Band and The Black Crowes combine to cover a great old Joe Tex tune, “Show Me”.

“They are intelligent! They are smarter than the most up-to-date supercomputers! We cannot underestimate them!”

This sounds like the plot of the next Adam Sandler movie. Starring Drew Barrymore as the effervescent and improbably-single nurse and Rob Schneider as Sandler’s emotionally grating boyhood pal, Vito!

Unfortunately, the hospital staff didn’t bite. It was quickly determined that the man was faking and he was turned away.

I love how they have to specify “used chemical weapons on Kurds” — like “used chemical weapons” might not by itself exclude Bannon

DeVos’s scheme will actually net your kid more voucher money for signing up other kids for private school than you receive for signing up yourself.