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Also, everybody knows he was on a break from promoting equality when he scheduled the Trump fundraiser.

Who can forget Carlin’s classic bit?

When your primary design goal is to help Potsie ace that big bio exam.

Mike is good without Mike, but would be even better without mic.

Horrible pun. You should falafel.

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What will the poor guy do when he realizes that the name of his local NBA franchise is in perilous phonetic proximity to “jizz”?

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This blew my 11 year-old mind when I saw it in the middle of a weekday afternoon.

What kind of idiot can’t post to Jalopnik, while walking across the street, without getting hit b

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You’re being glib.

Everybody is overthinking this. All they have to do is get rid of this guy.

Actual photo of Watters at the exact moment he decided to go with the shark story.

16. Fooling around on the course

Sick “communists” burn, Chris. That’s gonna leave some Marx.

Wire must be in the air, or something. I had Strange queued up for tonight!

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Good stuff. I’m betting they were influenced by these guys.