I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet who showed me a video of a woman with one shoe. #everydaygratitude

Thanks!

Whenever I see this clip, the haircut and attire make me think of Tommy Shelby stepping up to let Artie know that he’s not having any of his bullshit.

“How would the Packers’ offensive line walk up to the stand right now? ”

Tom Waits - Innocent When You Dream

Doesn’t Pacman always talk shit to the blues until the power pellet runs out?

But then they’d be making jokes about you having your stomach pumped decades later.

Looks like we won’t be a getting a porn parody of Tomsula’s life story starring Ron Jeremy after all. That big gang-bang finale where the Dan Snyder character fucks millions of DC-area sports was just too disgusting.

Martin: “Hey, Chrome, is there anybody I should thank?”

+0 eyebrows

Welp, here’s my candidate for the most appropriate song of the day. “Enjoy”.

What do you expect from somebody so steadfast in his beliefs? He still thinks a napkin with the phrase “38 Studios” scrawled on it is a business plan.

“It’s not so much fun, I would rather be in the stands watching than on the court.”

Belichick joining neo-Nazis in support of Trump is just another example of his penchant for unorthodox alignments.

Kept down by Lennon and McCartney, only to release the greatest solo LP of them all?

The hit was accidental. Polak never even saw Zuccarello because he was completely distracted by his futile search for the alleged penny in the “corner” of the rink.

That was a weird ending, but didn’t one of them have to win?

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!

This one scoffs at those fifty year-old whippersnappers!