Let's - put - the "S" in "sucks"! You're old Gene- you were cool when I was 12- bow out gracefully and retire to Arizona with my Jewish grandparents- Oma Sara makes a killer bobka!

Good ole' Blinky! Cost Monty Burns the Governers Mansion!

Huh huh! A weenie between every pair of boobs- a car in every garage and a chicken in every pot! The people are gonna like this "New Deal", Mr. President!

Why can't we have both???

The Martell's were a real royal family in what is today France; Charles Martel won the battle of Tours, confining the Moors to the Iberian peninsula. Choke on that, you nerds!