Which of course it is in the Holiday Special.

A TV presenter in New Zealand actually used this approach. After getting fired for making racist remarks about Indians, he 'apologised' by saying “Most people think that I am British but the truth is much, much worse than that, like the Governor-General I was born in New Zealand but, however, I am at least half what…

Well, now that's he's out of a job my fan campaign for a third season of Martial Law just got a boost.

Ugh, will this mean the nation's assholes start doing horrible Borat impressions again?

I remember seeing an interview with a guy from the band saying he hoped he'd never see Paul Simon again because he'd have no choice but to punch him in his stupid face, and he didn't really want to go to prison.

As if we needed another reason to hate Edison.

That's actually how it's pronounced in Canada.

I'm going to allow it.

"Posh farmers with banjos," at least according to Jake Bugg.

FUN FACT: Live and Let Die was the first major studio movie to have black villains since Birth of a Nation. Milestones in racial progress!

Shoplifting began here, in ancient Phonecia. Thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within. Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn? Flash forward to ancient Babylonia…

That interview with Paris Hilton where he made her cry got all the attention, but earlier ones he did with her were much better. He'd ask questions she clearly didn't understand, but she had no idea she was being made fun of and thought the audience's laughter was at her responses. It was cruel and amazing.

I guess the whole climate science thing wasn't working out for him.

Waiting for gimmick account BBC America Lord Chancellor of Jubblies.

Check radiation shields

Philadelphia's transit system does have its charms…

Everyone just wants to sound like Sean Connery.

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Well, I don't disagree. But of all the spoiled rich kids in Hollywood there are many far less deserving ones that have won Oscars.

My favorite part was @apathymonger:disqus 's Portia de Rossi joke.