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Alexander Dyle
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Oscar winner Spike Jonze. This is a good world.

Or wolf.

I predict this movie will get a … cold reception.

I saw a theory somewhere that it was about soldiers turning gay in battle. While it's pretty funny if you read it like that ("since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand…") I have no idea if it's intentional.

My name is Kit Kat. This is not a dream.

"That's not Lake Minnetonka!"

Well he's already more successful at music that he was at tennis.

I was at a gathering of young leftist types the other week, and just before we were to go around the room introducing ourselves someone said, "As well as saying your name, also tell us your preferred pronoun." Of course everyone was too polite to disagree and it was awkward and ridiculous, but the point is that you

I recently tried candy corn for the first time (it's not a traditional food of my people). I don't really get why it's a thing. It's not horrible, but it has no flavour apart from sweetness. Apparently it's just a more socially acceptable way of eating pure sugar.

I guess he got tired of his job as the bonus letters on Wheel of Fortune.

The vinegar thing works, and also stir the water in the pot to create a whirlpool just before you put the egg in so that it keeps everything together in the middle. And use fresh eggs; old ones don't work as well.

… would get a 1.2 rating if he performed miracles live on NBC.

What about that one where he's a werewolf and Jack Nicholson is also a werewolf and they have a werewolf fight?

Someone should make a version that includes Nathan Rabin.

But I don't know what to do with those tossed-off asides about hard-boiled eggs