It's pronounced "Keaton".

Honestly, you can look through the biggest hits of any year and find mostly garbage. People generally have shitty taste in music.

I got ham - but I'm not a hamster.

You want a toe-free appetizer? I can get you a toe-free appetizer.

He doesn't really try; he just plays his usual Roger Moore character except in the opening scene makes some ham-fisted remark like "It worked out well for me, being half English and half Sicilian." The movie is a cheap Italian production so apart from Moore and Keach the rest of the cast are Italians with outrageously…

YET ANOTHER "aw but why didn't you ask about" post: Street People. Also starring Roger Moore as a Sicilian Mobster. It's on Netflix, so y'all have no excuse for not watching it. Warning though: it's not very good.

One of my neighbors had one called "My Couch Pulls Out - But I Don't!"

That was my first thought as well. You know what photo they'd use on the bottle.

Words of love?

Doo doo, doot doot doo doo doo

It was too cold to go to the supermarket and I'm too cheap to get takeout. Ingredients I have to hand amount to the following: one can of corn, a couple of eggs, two chicken chorizos, a sheet of puff pastry, some wilted celery, onions, various scraps of rice and pasta, and a jar of black bean paste. I'm unsure yet as…

Smells like Nirvana

Smells like Nirvana

Lewis Mumford's looking good for his age. 

Lewis Mumford's looking good for his age. 

I think the last thing he actually filmed was an episode of Moonlighting, which is (slightly) more dignified.

I think the last thing he actually filmed was an episode of Moonlighting, which is (slightly) more dignified.

That recipe says to "Stir in One Direction." I assume you chop them up first?

That recipe says to "Stir in One Direction." I assume you chop them up first?

I'd like an O for Awesome.