I'd like an O for Awesome. 

Actually I think it's the unwanted lovechild of Alan Rickman and Lindsay Lohan.

Actually I think it's the unwanted lovechild of Alan Rickman and Lindsay Lohan.

They pretty much did that with Die Another Day. Granted, they did it terribly, but they probably wouldn't want to recycle that plot again so soon.

They pretty much did that with Die Another Day. Granted, they did it terribly, but they probably wouldn't want to recycle that plot again so soon.

What I like about Golden Gun is how mean-spirited it is. Pretty much everyone in the movie is a total dick, from M and Q sniping at each other at the start to Nick-Nack and Scaramanga hating each other. Not to mention Bond pushing a small child (who'd saved his life) into a river, kicking a guy in the face when he was…

What I like about Golden Gun is how mean-spirited it is. Pretty much everyone in the movie is a total dick, from M and Q sniping at each other at the start to Nick-Nack and Scaramanga hating each other. Not to mention Bond pushing a small child (who'd saved his life) into a river, kicking a guy in the face when he was…

Say what you will about the movie, but the elevator fight in Diamonds are Forever, while clearly ripping off From Russia With Love, is almost as good.

Say what you will about the movie, but the elevator fight in Diamonds are Forever, while clearly ripping off From Russia With Love, is almost as good.

Apparently Live and Let Die was the first major studio movie since Birth of a Nation to have black people as villains.

Apparently Live and Let Die was the first major studio movie since Birth of a Nation to have black people as villains.

Surprised the obit doesn't mention his talent of holding a keyboard in one hand and playing it with the other.

Surprised the obit doesn't mention his talent of holding a keyboard in one hand and playing it with the other.

Honestly I'm baffled by what some of these are even advertising. Is there a device you can buy which prevents the patty from sliding out of your hamburger? Because if so, sign me up.

Honestly I'm baffled by what some of these are even advertising. Is there a device you can buy which prevents the patty from sliding out of your hamburger? Because if so, sign me up.

Well that's certainly what I did. In the bathroom. With Eartha Kitt.

Well that's certainly what I did. In the bathroom. With Eartha Kitt.

or this:

or this:

All political ads are targeted these days. You've clearly been marked as a likely Bachmann supporter. Or a potential recruit for one of Marcus' Wilderness Retreats for Athletic but Sexually Confused Young Men.