All political ads are targeted these days. You've clearly been marked as a likely Bachmann supporter. Or a potential recruit for one of Marcus' Wilderness Retreats for Athletic but Sexually Confused Young Men.

I went to the Rite Aid just before but the line stretched right around the store so I didn't buy anything. My plan, if things get bad, is to go back tomorrow and loot it.

I went to the Rite Aid just before but the line stretched right around the store so I didn't buy anything. My plan, if things get bad, is to go back tomorrow and loot it.

I use "Geronimo, motherfuckers" a lot. Usually just as I'm pressing send on a snarky 'reply all.'

I use "Geronimo, motherfuckers" a lot. Usually just as I'm pressing send on a snarky 'reply all.'

He was trying to avoid a lawsuit from the Sugarhill Gang.

He was trying to avoid a lawsuit from the Sugarhill Gang.

GO BACK TO RUSSIA

GO BACK TO RUSSIA

@eric827:disqus Only from the neck up.

@eric827:disqus Only from the neck up.

Fuck: Dennis; Mike: Mike; Love: Brian.

Fuck: Dennis; Mike: Mike; Love: Brian.

"I misjudged you, Kurtzman and Orci. You're just stupid hacks … whose luck has run out."

"I misjudged you, Kurtzman and Orci. You're just stupid hacks … whose luck has run out."

Well I think Len Wiseman ought to do more thinkin' and len wiseman. 

Well I think Len Wiseman ought to do more thinkin' and len wiseman. 

I'd like to know.

I'd like to know.

Timothy Dalton reads newswire?!