Timothy Dalton reads newswire?!

And who among us hasn't stood in line for a hot slice of ham in Canada?

And who among us hasn't stood in line for a hot slice of ham in Canada?

I watched Busting, a mean-spirited 1974 police procedural starring Elliott Gould and Robert Blake and directed by Peter Hyams. NEEDLESS TO SAY it's pretty much the greatest thing ever. Like most (good) Peter Hyams movies there are interesting things going on under the veneer of mediocrity; the actions scenes in…

I watched Busting, a mean-spirited 1974 police procedural starring Elliott Gould and Robert Blake and directed by Peter Hyams. NEEDLESS TO SAY it's pretty much the greatest thing ever. Like most (good) Peter Hyams movies there are interesting things going on under the veneer of mediocrity; the actions scenes in…

Speaking of awesome killers lyrics, I hope they play this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Speaking of awesome killers lyrics, I hope they play this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"Siri, kill Pauly D."
"I killed Paul Lieberstein. Is that right?"

"Siri, kill Pauly D."
"I killed Paul Lieberstein. Is that right?"

Fail hammer.

Fail hammer.

Now play Classical Gas!

Now play Classical Gas!

But it's only Mall Week for another seven hours! You may not get another chance!

But it's only Mall Week for another seven hours! You may not get another chance!

IN A WORLD where VHS-era voiceover guy still gets work…

IN A WORLD where VHS-era voiceover guy still gets work…

Some people say freeways are the cathedrals of our times. Not me.

Some people say freeways are the cathedrals of our times. Not me.

If it helps, on the commentary track the director admits he doesn't know what the fuck's going at the end either.