Mississippi California Goddamn

She snatched the pebble ... from inside her skull

Oh, this motherfucker ...

#RacismDoesNotRequireVideo

Chad Black and his wife Becky… They live two doors down.

Let the stupidity continue. Out the whole lot of them.

Abe is a toon

Don’t doctors take an oath to “first do no harm” or something? She’s filled so tight, I can’t imagine how a doctor could see this as an end result, and be like “yep, that looks about right”. Crossing their arms with an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction.

His special guest singer cancelled, even though she doesn’t have anything else going on since she got fired:

“Could you two deus ex machina this shitshow?”

I am going to watch this in my living room by myself because I’m one of those kids from the 70s who was basically raised by Mister Rogers and I can’t imagine watching something like this around other people.

Sorry, he ain’t got nothin’ on Dancing Uncle!

From the initial screenshot, I thought he wasn’t wearing pants. But after his gun went off, he held up his hands as though, “Hey, wasn’t my fault, dudes.” It most certainly was. Either empty your weapon or put it away if you’re going to be doing all that.

If they hadn’t interviewed that white dude, I would been like this is racist as fuck. LOL