Speaking of which —

Remember Wednesday Addams? You won’t believe what she looks like now!

I think it was signed by a seismograph?

Honestly; there is no comparison.

now, just for comparison:

The only way this could have been better is if the image of Donald was held on with masking tape, like it was his shitty, cheap attempt to include himself. As it is, this is still absolutely golden.

I miss her so much.

I had the same look, but only because at first I didn’t see the apostrophe-s next to “Michelle Obama” in the headline.

but no mandatory mental health screening???

Let’s not rule out “Whorehouse Hannity”.

I know it won’t happen but we’ve got a new Trumpian nickname for this shitbird.

“...inmates will have access to...classes in music...”

He and Douglass will discuss the matter over cups of Nambian covfefe...

You know, I bet it was his idea first.

I find it interesting that “Lisa Bonet ate no basil” is a palindrome.

Yeah, Lisa Bonet’s career is doing fine. She’s doing a magazine interview and she worked with the guy for years. Of course they’re going to ask her about it, dummy.