I have a physical reaction to that ‘uuuuhhhhh’ sound that she caws when searching through the lie file in her head, while coming up with an answer.

It just seemed kind of thin and didn’t have a lot of substance to it, but I can see how that would come in handy.

Now that I think on it ...

I reminded him that BONE SPUR KERRY would never make the list, and called him a chinless turd, for what it’s worth.

Maybe they do tiny sex.

I’m no so sure about the “McD” fries aren’t made from whole potatoes.  I know they add a whole lot of crap to them for the flavor -- dextrose, beef flavorings and salt.

I think I know who’s behind this...

And since everything McDonalds sells it also produces, the pig is probably fed a diet of McDonald’s foods, including bacon.

It’s like that pre-cooked crap that sits in a display in a box, usually beside the real bacon refrigerated section. I have eaten it when forced to (or someone else bought it, and I had to be polite), while my body physically rejected it.

Of course when I found out that one of trump’s White House senior counsel is a Covington graduate, it all made much more sense.

Yes.  I just went on and on about that (but I’m in the grays).

You’ve got to go with a place that lets you do one half of the pizza gets this on that side, while the other half gets this other thing on the other side.

This little gnome started out as communications specialist for Santorum in 2012, (then the same job for Mike Huckasanders’ campaign in 2016) and I don’t think he’s washed his hair since.

How incredibly sad.

He chooses a moment like that NOT to lie?

That’s odd.  They usually don’t shut down during menu changeovers.  Go figure.