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Alexander Crouton-Skitch
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Reminds me of my college days working on the housing staff as an R.A. We had a rule, no roommate changes/room switches for the first week after move in, because we had to make sure everybody was accounted for, correctly assigned, etc., and/or to account for people who did not show up, etc., etc.

So Becky moves in, and

That’s why it’s the world’s best designed logo.

... and this bitch walks around with a gun ...

Yep. Was just going to post his former employer’s msg

But didn’t you like their rendition of “Swing Low, Sweet Harriot?”

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Maybe she can sue Netflix for 10MM claiming that Fake News has damaged her professional reputation.

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Is one of them “Holy Grail, Batman!”?

I think he’ll get an appointment with Black Jesus, show up, and then be left out in the waiting room for all eternity.

Probably not the first time he’s been shuttled. Behavior like that doesn’t seem to pop of out nowhere as an isolated incident. Whaddya bet he has a framed picture of “Christian Minister” Mike Huckabee hanging up somewhere ...

I’m sure he’ll issue an apology after receiving a message from Jesus ...

Yes, at de Vos Institute.

5?

Speaking of handshakes, Portuguese President Rebelo de Sousa owns this one.

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The “Smiling Faces” sign is just too damn on point.

A fish rots from the head down.

The only reason why she posted this, was to enable DT’s unhinged followers to attack the restaurant.

It’s like tripping over your own dick when you don’t have a dick.