... and it does come out of a hose.

When you’re fired from your job as a blob of mucous, I think the industry is trying to tell you something ...

... and ...

She must have a huge, oversized frown on her face right now.

The Big Chiseler

Get Streisand on the case.

The Carsons’ mantelpiece, I wish I were kidding

I LOVE that every article or headline going forward (and I hate the expression “going forward”) will start with the phrase: “Clueless Actress Stacey Dash ....”

I’ve used those shiny microwave discs that come in single sized pizza boxes to revive a fry or 2 in the microwave. More than 45 seconds though, and the thrill is gone ...

If that does happen, I imagine Donnie, Jr. being perp walked out of town a là Jim Bakker, way back when ...

Do you think Trump, Sr. has called Trump, Jr. “loser” more times than Fred Trump called Trump Sr. “loser?”

Even money he asked “So what’s up with all the cows?”

He may be a Jr., but he’s senior level embarrassment.

We all know he eats “Nachos, Flanders style!”

30 minutes or less, indeed.

practice?