Once you post bail don’t even think about having chicken:

Best part: He pulls her towards him, then gets a bit too much fight so he tries to back off and let her go. BUT SHE DOESN’T LET HIM GET AWAY, AND KEEPS TRYING TO PULL HIM BACK TO HER!

after the woman generously decided to give her attacker a lifetime supply of Filet-o’-Fist sandwiches.

“cuck husband” also seems like a very white guy insult.

What kind of dog was it?

As Luvvie would say, peak caucasity SMH

She would like to speak to all of the managers, and no, she would not like a glass of water while she waits.