You should get mad about it on the internet.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

“After 20 years of being told by our window-dressing partner that men hurting women is a bad thing, we finally realized that they meant a bad PR thing, and now we get it.”

Lost in all the discussion of why NFL ratings are down, be it CTE, the election, or domestic violence, is the real culprit. The AFC South. I’d rather go to the zoo and watch monkeys in a cage throw poo at each other all day, than watch Tennessee and Jacksonville play each other.

Have you hit anyone recently?

Just to jump on this comment chain, I have shown Ivanka Trump my mulatto cock and she responded by asking me if she could Ranch it up.

It’s one of the uniformed white dudes he’s complaining about. He’s just wearing blackface.

Right, that is the main concern. Not the assholes shooting up the joint.

I have been here. And recently. This is a man I don’t and will likely never know, but I’m going to weigh in here.

Good. The Oakland school system could use the relief. Sorry Las Vegas. But if you want them, take them. You must know what you are you giving up to pay for a sports team.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

Notre Dame deserves this too.

I want every old white writer to talk about how Brisset showed leadership by not getting involved. Because we all fucking know they’d be gobbling Brady for that.

Jerry Sullivan is salivating at this news.

I’m a Bills fan. I hate myself too.

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

No, the worst-case scenario is that someone really steps up in his absence, performing just well enough to keep the Ryan circus in town for another playoff-avoiding year.

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?