I rather just watch the Simpson/Tatum fight again.

How good could his education be? HE’S CRYING EVEN MORE NOW!!!!

Anyone who’s watched the Premier League the last two seasons would trade Arsenal’s squad and manager for Tottenham’s. You want a cookie for the FA Cup? By all means, have it. You want to define Spurs’ season as a zero? Go for it.

The is the film that Brock Osweiler was talking about when he said he could start for Cleveland.

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

There was this one time when our car salesman turned out to be a murderer.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Messi doesn’t need a World Cup to solidify his legacy. He needs a World Cup to be in the conversation with Pele, Maradona and Zidane. Right now he is behind them. Scoring 20 goals agains Espanyol and Arsenal does not make you the best player to ever lived.

I’m quite familiar with Boston, and yeah, they’re pretty segregated. I’ve also lived in large cities all over the country. If you want to see segregation that will blow your eyes out of your head, try Jackson, MS.

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk

I get that Zidane needs to rotate somewhat but Morata should really be the regular no. 9 at this point.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

Now if he could just cut out the braindead lapses he has every game. The guy likes to make the simplest of passes into fucking adventures.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

“The car, according to Blue Ribbon News, was donated to the Genesis Center by a local resident battling cancer:

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

dank

Weirdly what stood out the most is that Dybala wears black boots. No one wears black boots anymore.