It never mattered if they win or lost, as long as they stood for the Anthem. Good job, guys!

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

Landycakes boned my friend’s not-quite-girlfriend-but-they-were-certainly-seeing-each-other-and-it-hurt-okay?, and so I have been forced to kind of hate him for a while—to be honest it’s less out of real loyalty, because I didn’t think she believed she and my friend were seriously dating, and I don’t blame her for…

No,baseball is boring.

Baseball is not worth covering. It’s barely worth watching.

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

I wonder how many times FoxSports is going to buy Whitlock two seats before they stop letting him fly anywhere?

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

This is even more disturbing than the Raiders allowing Jamarcus Russell to play when he was completely healthy.

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

What happens when the airline loses your luggage on the way to the award ceremony:

If ending up with that structure (which I quite like) is the worst that London “suffers” from hosting? London was a good indication that the games still can be hosted well and without pissing money into a hole. The problem is there are only so many Londons internationally.

I’ve done nothing to deserve a car that ugly.

Be honest, it’s the whole “chick car” thing, right?

You know, I almost rage-typed a hateful response full of obscenities. I took a deep breath and realized that I’m a 30 year old man who hasn’t lived in Philly since I was a teenager and that you’re likely trolling to prove a not-so-nuanced point about awful Philly fans.

It helps when they can raid any team in their own league.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.