🔥Most underrated athlete this decade🔥

Why Neuer didn’t come out and plow over Griezmann, sending Greizmann into a coma, breaking a vertebrae and knocking out two teeth. That usually works so well for Germany against France.

Actually I’m a Freddy Adu fan.

Things Ronaldo is better at than Messi:

Good ole Kentucky Jelly.

Soccer is a sport that has been played for generations. basketball is a gym class game designed to keep schoolkids running around indoors without hurting themselves during shitty New England winters.

Well, I’m not going to fight 2 billion soccer fans about whether it’s a sport or not. You do it, I’ll wait here.

In case he gets hungry!

Buffon’s pretty good too.

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

“No other SUV that can match” the fuel economy because there is no other SUV that size.

Why can’t it be Skip Bayless whose car rolls down a driveway and pins him up against a brick wall? Why is Stuart Scott dead of cancer, but this guy gets to keep having a broadcasting career?

Pretty sure that no one was on your lawn, sir.

Also, your cops like to shoot innocent poor people.

Thanks for your concern <3

The size of your hands has nothing to do with whether you play soccer, though. Also, from the bulge in his pants, it’s fair to assume he has big hands.