The true Fate of the Furious...

Fuck right off with this.

Oh who gives a fuck.

I have armpit herpes. Ask me how

Like my cock

What are your thoughts on the proposed locations for the new Amtrak train station that’s going to “put [Buffalo] on the map and bring people here” ?

He legit shot ropes that landed in the shape of a rosary.

Wha?

Then send him to Buffalo so he can stop scoring goals and then we can all hate him, together, like a family of otters.

VW

I am the walrus

Thanks for ruining America, George.

Who wore this Peter North load best?

Get the fuck out of MY COUNTRY (grammar) NAZI!!

I need to die

nubile

Chevy. Because of the “Real People, Not Actors” ad campaign. It’s been spoofed and it’s hilarious.

“... worst-run franchise in the league...”

Was it my wife?

Sorry. Any car featured in one of those abhorrent “Real People” focus group commercials can fuck right off.