The most ironic part about all this? A great deal of the SUVs people are buying sit on the very same frames as the sedan’s they are abandoning.

I tried reading your post but I’m too busy winning this bike race.

Jesus is the reason for the season.

Is this trolling or serious? It’s so meta I can’t tell anymore.

I used to work with a clown from North Carolina. Said clown went to NC State - where Glennon played college ball.

butt* fuck ‘em

Serious question.... was Skip ever not a wrinkled old man? I feel like he has looked exactly the same since I was born in 1986. My memory from age zero to four is immaculate. My personal physician tells me I have the best memory of any blogger in history. The best.

If you’re really bored, during the fourth quarter of this same game, Lynch creams over the Titans and their ‘exotic smashmouth’ style of play.

Everyone please please please shame this racist Bills fan! I know that’s redundant.... Like saying “shame this racist klansman”

Borning baseball shenanigans got me like

Because you touch yourself at night.

Fight cops like a champion Today!

I feel Lochte is the type of guy who cheered for Gaston the first time he watched Beauty and The Beast.

Mike O’Malley, on an episode of ‘Yes, Dear’, once referred to a Miata as a chik car. Case closed.

You’re so right! People would buy this! That is, a few thousand people would actually buy this. Another few thousand would tell us all how they would definitely buy one if it had a little more power and racing cup holders. Another few thousand people will tell us they would buy one if they didn’t have a family.

I enjoyed the comment.

“Somebody drugged me too!”

My aunt was from Bahrain