alex-spanos2001
Alex_S
alex-spanos2001

“tHe dAtEd sTyLiNg”

questionable reliability

I totally forgot about this abomination.

I mean this doesn’t even qualify as a spoiler:

Clearly, it’s the front spoiler on the Countach:

The Celica TRD hood spoiler was always pretty ugly and weird.

The Pontiac G6 GXP came from the factory with this thing. It was like, a generic brand Porsche whale tail.

Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

Really don’t understand why this isn’t presented as an option in the article.

if people insist on using these ports they can also just buy charge only cables (https://amzn.to/2qk98Xw) that can’t provide a data connection. They are actually missing the data wires inside the cable, or there are also adapters (https://amzn.to/2OiCgGz) that convert a normal cable to charge only.

Mitya Sokolov” is a weird way to spell “David Tracy.”

“Settle for”? Pretty sure that van is WAAAAAYYYY better than the Honda for getting your freak on.

Indeed! Far less suspicious than a vehicle with curtains.

Don’t be a dummy, blow it on her tummy.

That’s the beauty of this car. It flies under the “Dad Radar”.

A friend of mine had a conversion van in high school because that was the only spare car his parents had. Once he showed up top pick up his new girlfriend for a first date in it. The dad took one look at it and gave him the keys to his brand new Mustang and said, “here, take my car. I INSIST.” Side note: he married

I am rock hard right now. The girl is also a nice bonus.

...enter old Holden Sandman.

Oh my god, it, her, everything, I’m in love.

Enter 2015 Holden Sandman