“tHe dAtEd sTyLiNg”

questionable reliability

I totally forgot about this abomination.

I mean this doesn’t even qualify as a spoiler:

Clearly, it’s the front spoiler on the Countach:

The Celica TRD hood spoiler was always pretty ugly and weird.

The Pontiac G6 GXP came from the factory with this thing. It was like, a generic brand Porsche whale tail.

Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

Really don’t understand why this isn’t presented as an option in the article.

if people insist on using these ports they can also just buy charge only cables (https://amzn.to/2qk98Xw) that can’t provide a data connection. They are actually missing the data wires inside the cable, or there are also adapters (https://amzn.to/2OiCgGz) that convert a normal cable to charge only.

“Mitya Sokolov” is a weird way to spell “David Tracy.”

You can tell he did it intentionally by that dumb fucking smirk he has on his face.

1. It’s natural to use the middle finger to adjust hair, because it it is the longest.

Remember how long Obama got dragged for saying, “It’s like — it was like Special Olympics or something.”

His supporters will probably get a kick out of “our president being so badass and candid to flip people off like that”. His opposers will vilify him for being the disprespectful asshat that he is. To his supporters he’ll wink and nod, to his opposers he’ll say “you’re imagining things, fake news, yada yada”.

Indeed! Far less suspicious than a vehicle with curtains.

Don’t be a dummy, blow it on her tummy.

That’s the beauty of this car. It flies under the “Dad Radar”.

A friend of mine had a conversion van in high school because that was the only spare car his parents had. Once he showed up top pick up his new girlfriend for a first date in it. The dad took one look at it and gave him the keys to his brand new Mustang and said, “here, take my car. I INSIST.” Side note: he married…