Want people to hate you and your message? Fuck with their personal property and run around destroying priceless artworks. The tactics these ding dong activists are using are only hurting the cause and giving climate change deniers something more to rally around. Just fucking stop.

Actually, the Tyre Extinguishers are targeting literally any vehicle that even looks like an SUV. Their site shows a Nissan Juke, a Jeep Compass, and a Toyota RAV4 Hybrid as examples of SUVs.

ya know, a quick search will tell these boneheads that most of the “SUVs” out there are quite good in the emissions front. Now I don’t really like crossovers and suvs either especially most of their drivers, but messing with another person’s livelihood to send a message is never ok, and the second these people F…

The only thing these nimrods are doing is convincing people they’re a bunch of dick heads.

I’ve seen things that would turn you WHITE.

Soon to be renamed “Female Empowerment Sex Positive Avenue.”

I always assumed Hoe Avenue would be located in Ron Burgundy’s mind somewhere on Whore Island.

It just seems so misguided too.  Yes, I wish people chose more efficient means of transportation, but I also recognize that even if everyone chose the most efficient option available to them, that would still be pretty small beans in the grand scheme of things.

An utterly fantastic, big-brained way of winning people to your cause is to fuck with their private property. 

David, you are one of my favorites on here, and I say this with much love in my heart, but you wouldn’t know trusty if it bit you in the ass. Perhaps you meant rusty?

I feel pretty good.

The Astro is a trusty machine.

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

A chicken, huh? Okay. Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period. You get your first look at this “big chicken” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head — and you keep still ‘cause you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, like a T-Rex, he’ll lose you if you…

GM's design team would get this memo and somehow the asteroid concept would end up looking like a flaming turd. 

Astroid. I’d buy a baja van.

Yeah, different species. No cannibalism.

Astro? No? My!

GM needs to do something with their Truck.