I got you babe.

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However, living within Portland if you aren't all that "liberal" which to me in America means pot smoking radical asshole, then its a nightmare. Not saying American conservatives are better, but at least they don't pretend to be enlightened forward thinkers.

I think you mean everywhere that isn't Portland and Eugene.

Not only that, but places that are considered "more liberal" are actually fairly close to even with "conservative".

Thanks, Humboldt.

Everyone was high, man. Stop harshing their mellow.

I'm not from there and whenever I go I call it DC. Is your mind esplode now?

Technically Washington was Originally part of the Oregon territory. The District of Columbia was approved in 1790, and some crazy asshole decided the territory just below Canada needed to be split and the northern part named Washington. So you now live in the Original Washington.

Really? I think of Vancouver as Methtucky.

We get so tired of those, us normals. You know those people aren't actually FROM Oregon.

The Dude abides, man.