Car cranks the stereo volume up to max and screams “HEY FUCKTARD! OFF THE PHONE NOW OR I RUN US INTO A TREE!” After a couple of warnings the car shuts off all the airbags, unlocks the seat belt and aims for the nearest sufficiently hard object while calling the local hospital and letting them know that some viable…
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I hope they give it a nice robot voice that talks to the driver as well.
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I’m really, really lucky, because just this year some switch flipped in my little boy Otto’s head and now he adores…
When I was a child, on most Thanksgivings, my parents and my brother and I would get in our car very early on…
This is the original 1993 Porsche Boxster concept. Mm. Have a good Boxster weekend y’all.
Four out of 12 Jalops agree: the only car you should ever purchase is a Karmann-Ghia!
Hit the surf in everybody’s favorite Civic variant, the Del Sol!
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The first teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi was released today, which means that it’s now vitally…
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I’d rather have these:
He’s leaving room to lay out all the tools for the repair.
Honestly, I think it is in the lines and the Jeep is just that little.
It’s Monday! Back to work in your large turbodiesel luxury coupe.
We brake for shooting brakes!
Vax Moto is a cavernous garage in Gowanus, Brooklyn with motorcycles stacked up to the ceiling. Proprietor Justin…
The Infiniti G20 probably wasn’t a great car. But it was a good car. And I’m always kind of happy to see decent ones running around.
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If you thought cars were an expensive hobby, check into the operating costs of a used prop plane. (It’s a lot.)…
I washed my very shitty VW the same way I wash my very not-shitty Benz: WITH LOVE AND GODDAMN AFFECTION.
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Driving on snow and ice covered roads can be treacherous enough, but throw in a heard of moose in your path and that…
Parking up the wrong tree.