Air Thud: Golden Deceiver

It appears this match...

"Seems reasonable - though I'm better at being a motherfucking asshole than he could ever hope to be in his entire miserable life."

"Now who's going to slice?!?!"

"The horseshoe has 13 nails, representing the 13 qualities we want in a player. Honesty, integrity, courage...uhh, like, ummm...trying hard, and uhhh...being a nice guy and....there's like 8 more"