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Aleks Jaksonov
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Mike Freeman from B/R solely because he is one of the only writers that can write with a stern tone without being a bag of cliches. Also because he continuously calls out Pete Prisco, the CEO of HOT TAKE INDUSTRIES for his troll-y bullshit.

the A's haven't had a single LCS victory in over 20 years.

hint: it rhymes with shmagesmiews

No I really don't. Because this cloud of sanctimony that surrounds Deadspin and the DS commentariat is literally preposterous.

Ok. So Deadspin posted a picture of Kate Upton's T&A to a public forum, and I'm supposed to be the asshole for clicking on it? Yeah, sure, ok, buddy.

This is obviously an elaborate ploy to cover up Benghazi!!!1

45-3*.

Browns fans are fucking idiots. And in other news, water is wet, and death comes after life.

Kirk Cousins is much scrappier though, and clearly has more intangibles.

"Looks normal to me" -Wes Welker

Brian McCann's blood is gonna be BOILING when he sees this on ESPN tonight.

This guy's brain is gonna be mashed potatoes in 10 years.

yeah but how far can you punt a football amirite

If Miller Lite is #1 let me know your bar's name so I can never ever go to it.

Xs and Os seem pretty important when a timeout is called every 15 seconds in an NCAA tournament game. But what do I know I'm not Mike from NY.

Maybe they're just rehearsing their acting for when someone brings back RENO 911 from the grave...?

When you take your girl out for Moe's and you make it back to your apartment without shitting yourself.

When you take your girl out for Moe's and you make it back to your apartment without shitting yourself.