Ugh, yeah, I’m gonna be *that* girl

I perceived it as deliberate provocation

I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him.

Nah, another guy in the comments section had it right. “Nut juice.”

I’d possibly willingly dent my own car if I could have Irish Soccer Fan Paintless Dent Removal Squad come and fix it.

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.

Balls don’t actually work like that. I left my balls out at home (experimenting, shut up) and didn’t really notice much of a difference.

It’s icky, but I can’t imagine bothering to photograph or report this. I probably would’ve assumed it was an accident and ignored it.

Of course she took pics and filed a police report. This was simply an oblivious older dude with his scrote out. This is easily addressed by saying something like, I dunno, “Hey, Buddy. Your scrote’s out. I’m trying to eat a bagel over here." Instead, we’re wasting police time and funds to track down this nefarious…

Given how old he looks, I’m surprised they’re not hanging any lower. Good for him.

No exercises to make my penis larger??? I am disappoint.

Gawker’s new owner wearing a Puma shirt:

Pretty sure that no one was on your lawn, sir.

Finished earlier tonight. And this season is absolutely devastating on so many levels. Try to avoid spoilers if you can, because it’s really good.

It’s similar to the Bushes - it seems like we’ve settled into President George H. W. Bush vs. President George W. Bush.

The announcement was Big news.

Vin Scully isn’t for everybody. That would be socialism.

I’m a naturally anxious person, but does anyone find their anxiety about being in public spaces has gone up? Like, are you purposely avoiding doing things because of your fears that this would be a place where someone would freak out and open fire?

To be fair... They could have chosen Wendy’s or Sonic or any myriad of fast food chains and the result would have been the same with items off of the different menus.