Obama should stay on US soil. Reduces the chances President Bannon will order a drone strike on him.

Which makes UM fans the biggest fucking hypocrites in the entire sports world...........BECAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM WANTED HIM BENCHED IN FAVOR OF DREW HENSON!

If I were Obama I’d show up to every official event in the most colorful Kenyan garb possible.

I totally just googled Kenya to see if it actually had a cost.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

It’s also the correct one. If you don’t need a stretcher and a medical team to stabilise you before moving, you limp your ass to the sideline and take 30 seconds off the clock…

There were also a few Falcons injuries where they had to stop the clock and I know this will sound bad but I was thinking at the time, “you might be hurt, but you have to get up and get off the field and not allow the refs to call an injury time out. That clock has to keep running.”

I love the Root on Monday mornings, always ready to take shit head on. Good Morning, Michael!

I still think that the Obamas’ first act after BHO left the seat should have been an Instagram photo from the shores of Kenya. Middle fingers optional.

keep going, I’m almost there

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

He’s a fucking idiot if he didn’t anticipate this. Fuck him and his shitty team and any other ass who voted for that cunt.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

I appreciate you claiming your take, but I’m gonna have to disagree. Not that McCarthy can’t be funny, or sometimes hilarious, but top 5........nah

♫ They came in like a wrecking ball...♫

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.