And Boateng is world class. Messi is such a god damn freak.

This is actually somehow not a hyperbolic headline. Holy shit. That dude’s family will tell of this failure for generations.

Like 15, max, but I’d want to be alive long enough to vet them and make sure the company didn’t just post hot pics on their website and then sent some completely different dudes to grind on my open casket (like they do with bachelorette parties, which is really unprofessional IMHO).

It was alternately scary/amusing to me this morning how tweets by both Trump and Wikileaks hit the same notes:

oh, what they wont do for a stiff, those lovely ladies.

This, right here. Why hasn’t some black hat with a heart of gold hacked this shitbag so we can see his tax records?

I mean, presumably the cable read: “On January 21st, all ambassadors will be formally recalled. Make plans accordingly.”

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

*Sigh* If we could get the rest of the state in line with Houston (which elected openly gay Annise Parker as mayor) and Austin (which is a liberal hippy CA city that somehow got transplanted to TX) this whole state would be beautiful.

We hate your state, too.

“Radical,” Islam.

The forces of fear and misinformation will pull out all the stops, both in Texas and nationally

So do you think they’ve found one of those pocket-sized bibles that will accommodate Trump’s tiny hands for the swearing in? Or will they keep it full-sized?

And when he lifts his hand, puts his hand on that Bible and takes that oath and we see the image

Checks to see Trump’s cabinet appointments and rhetoric over the last two years....yep, that statement checks out.

Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.