Expect Konami to respond next year with an unbranded boot that feels better on the foot, but takes 15 minutes to put on and looks like garbage. - This is brilliant Luke

About 13 years ago I came back from school only to find out that my little brother had saved over my Donkey Kong save on the 64. I was so close to beating it and I was devastated for days. I still bring it up to him every now and then to joke around but it really did hurt. I had over 100 golden bananas man! Haven't…

“Note the side mirror of the civilian vehicle. It is not pointing anywhere a side mirror would be useful.”

Probably Spelunky on my Vita. After three years I still haven’t beaten the boss but it’s got one of the best gameplay loops ever. Every couple of months it just sucks me in again.