I was screaming in my mind, “DID SEGA SCREW UP CRAZY TAXI AGAIN?”

I’m confused, was there ever an OS X port? I played on Dreamcast:

That’s not Crazy Taxi

OFFICER BARBIE HAS ARRIVED,

When your economy has been bombed to shit - and indeed your entire country - and you need to get everyone, even the peasant class, mobile, you start answering questions manufacturers didn’t used to ask.

The invention of the double helical gears is credited to Andre Citroen. This company always was at the front end of technical progress, at least until they fell into the PSA basket.

A group of flamingoes is called a flamboyance. That seems to fit a group of classic Citroens fairly nicely as well.

Great stuff. They really are magical cars. I drove one once which must have had better brakes than this one because I didn’t feel quite the level of panic as you did. You could also get these cars with the world’s first hatchback introduced in 1938.

and at the same time roll out the DS !

The Skoda is an old Mk2 Fabia Monte Carlo, hence the black roof, grille, A pillars, wing mirrors and wheels.

First it’s transplanting a human heart into a car and now we’re mangling our house pets.

That isn’t for CCTV, it’s the godforsaken speed camera sign. The bane of all British drivers and their kin. Just a picture of that symbol is enough to make me purse my lips.

The most frustrating part of being car enthusiast is not being surrounded by other enthusiasts with the same lifestyle. A die hard sports fan? They get awesome bars with a 100 screens so they can all get together and watch their favorite thing on tv. They have teams in every major city and get to watch them every week…

You don’t drive a FWD straight-six Volvo? Then you’re not a car guy. That’s just a fact.

When people learn that I like classic cars:

This time a billion.

Person: ‘So if money was no object, what would you buy?’

Everyone assuming you can figure out what’s wrong with their cars.

I mean, I usually can, but leave me alone. I can barely keep up with fixing my cars.


Second: people who ask for advice on what car to buy, and then don’t heed it.

A flip-out tape deck!? Okay, I need this.

All the utility of a Miata with the handling prowess of a Vitara.