I’m having a hard time choosing my favorite pic from this shoot:

And now, for the Jezebeliest comment ever (but no snark, I swear):

Pass it over here, Aladdin.

Just cigarettes, though I’d prob take something stronger at the moment.

Absalootlee the besst.

BEAT ME TO IT.

Rumor has it they only decided to cast their votes against her once Mitch McConnell made sure the rest of the troops were in line. They only did this for saving face.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

Besty Devos will be a grate Sceritary of Edacashun!

Sniffing glue, too

This is my last year teaching. It was going to be before the election, but now I’m even happier to get out. However, I feel bad for my students (and potential could-have-been students) who will have to deal immediately with the fallout from this monumentally fucked-up confirmation.

This is all you, GOP. Voters, when DeVos fucks up the schools that your kids go to big time, remember who bent over backwards to ignore their constituents in order to give a position of responsibility to a big donor. If this is what draining the swamp looks like, I think I’d rather the swamp.

Maybe the bears will get her.

Conversely the best day to take it up again.

I picked the worst day to quit smoking.

So true

but ‘er emails!

Would it make you more interested in listening to her music if you knew her first three albums (okay, two albums and an EP) are concept albums themed around a dystopian future in which The Electric Lady, an android named Cindi Mayweather, is sent back in time to free the citizens of Metropolis?

His song from Trolls.

What’s with all the beards? This isn’t Williamsburg.