Jax is a goddamned relationship savant. Also, while he’s a serial cheater...it’s not like he hides the fact that he’ll fuck anything that walks. And you only have to ask him twice before he’ll fess up to cheating. The man never holds up against interrogation.

Schwartz and Sandoval should be married and raising kids together. No one loves and supports each of them as much as the other one does. Obviously they would sleep with other people. 

Honestly, Jax has been right when he judges his friends and their relationships.

Boring White People Think Their Boring Shit Is Deep: The Millionth Movie.

The Beast is a Caddy.

You don’t know it, kid, but you threw that block for a lot of people. Vaya con dios, young warrior.

Truly, we are in the age of rampant doubling-down. Nobody wants you in their Disney movie? Make ridiculous demands about what you require to be in it!

I mean, it worked when she whined until she got to make that awful Liz Taylor made-for-TV biopic, so I guess she figures it might work again..?

I hate her because she tried to blame a black man for her drugged erratic driving, so her career can forever die in a dumpster fire as far as I’m concerned. May she never prosper, because that makes her trash. Plus, she’s given all sorts of chances, and I’m always like, “Why?” She’s no major talent whose artistry the…

Dear homophobes, racists, sexist, and xenophobes: it is not the job of everyone else in the world who is not like you to erase their identities just so you can remain “comfortable.” Get over yourselves.

I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

Hi Mykki, I honestly can’t believe what my eyes are reading. I am so very sorry to hear that you had to experience... 1/4

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

Well, the next time I fly and get stuck beside an old woman with pointy elbows (it’s a thing that almost always happens to me), I’m gonna call the cops, I guess. Because there is no human decency anymore and I’ve always wanted to be an asshole unfettered by politeness and decorum.

1. According to the article, he was woken up by the cop. Unless he was sleepwalking off the plane, my assumption the cop boarded the flight when it landed is reasonable.

Not only did Lindsay try to get her has been self a job but she also tried to get her never famous, hanger on sister a job too. Gotta give her credit, she has balls.

Ariel is also a teenager, which Ms Lohan has not been able to play convincingly since Mean Girls. I’m not sure her smoker’s voice is going to be a real draw, either.

Plus I don’t know how old that photo is but Lilo hasn’t looked that fresh faced for a loooong time

Isabelle is incredible and it is fucking ridiculous that Emma Stone will likely walk away with the Oscar. Isabelle is on another level but Hollywood loves pretty white people musicals that jerk off the industry and sweet, unassuming ingénues. The only person who deserves the Oscar just as much as Isabelle is Viola,…