Being dicks to her some more. In most cities, it seems like you can’t get cops to respond to or even *acknowledge* a noise complaint, nevermind arrest someone for it.

We’re insistently told by conservatives that we must “respect the blues” yet they treat their compatriots with disrespect when they have a different religion.

Salma and Shirley basically talked down and over Jessica Williams when she tried to discuss her experience as a black woman. The most Jezebel had to say about it was a couple throwaway lines buried in posts covering a bunch of topics.

To be fair, I got selectively booed at Cannes, too. But that might have been because I double dipped in the salsa.

I feel like Kristen Stewart is about to be the next woman Jezebel adopts as their “new BFF” before ultimately turning on her for being too something.

It’s time to give Kristen Stewart a bigger opportunity. She could play two characters in one film, call it Blank and Blanker.

Unemployed people like me who don’t have cable. Although, I only flip to Today when GMA is on commercial. Robin Roberts is my morning queen.

NBC’s Today has been making so many bad, perhaps brand-ruining decisions lately—

Yasssssssssssss!

i always assumed Beyonce carried Blue Ivy until she made that documentary where she was like OH BY THE WAY IM PREGNANT STOP SAYING IM NOT PREGNANT and then I got really suspicious???

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

“It turns out, Ollie the bobcat never “escaped,” so to speak, and never really got to feel the winds of freedom on her furry back. But she did get a couple of days to roam around the zoo. Sort of like furlough.”

Except in dreams we’re never really free, Ollie.

Maybe he sat her down and said “Here’s how it’s going to be,” and she, sensing that her life was on the line, readily agreed to everything he asked for. If she never gives him a reason to doubt her loyalty, then he won’t think to send the FSB after her.

The fact that she’s still alive is what amazes me. No “heart attack” in her sleep or “car accident”. I know they have kids together but I feel like “love of my daughters” vs. “never having to worry about the dirt my ex has on me” wouldn’t be a tough choice for Vlad.

I believe it. But secretly, I’m hoping she never has to decide, because I’m hoping he’ll be out of the White House before the end of the school year.

Was watching Fake News channel this morning. They had a panel of trump supporters on, asking their views of trump’s first 12 days in office.

Its also very important to stay informed. Everyone should know WHY the DAPL and Keystone pipelines are being built. It is so oil companies can capitalize on exporting crude. The moratorium on our 40 year old export ban was just lifted. The Bakken fields are already being pumped and have been in production for years.…

“It smells like Hennessy and booty sweat up in here.”