Are you fucking kidding me? 

The thing is… I can’t tell if the developers are in on the joke or not. Did they purposely do this as some kinda satirical commentary on the Pokémon franchise or do they really just have no self awareness at all? And which would be funnier?

Knew this was gonna get dark, but this actually made me lose faith in the sun.

How do you explain dead pixels then, eh? Checkmate.

You know what they say, if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything.

Which is why I’m not saying anything now. :|

Hey have you thought about relaxing and not being weird about video games online?

Boy, that escalated slowly.

Too bad. I actually really enjoyed the game and thought the mechanics were good, though I also think it would have been much better as a single-player or not-live-service game - most of its problems were around loot or ever-increasing difficulty that made some core game mechanics not work or certain abilities just…

Sadly, nope. It is just Nintendo being Nintendo...

The engine is like 80% of the problem.

The trick with Conservatives is to assume they’re projecting more than an Epson sales demonstration.

“Liberals who call anyone who disagrees with them a Nazi! It’s so unfair!” -Conservatives

I can then imagine them going back to designers and saying “ We need sonic to look more like sonic” and them saying “oh you mean like the designs we first came up with that you all rejected? “

Sad to see some folks out there kinkshaming Toad. He likes what he likes, people! He ain’t hurtin nobody!

I hope Tite Kubo teams up with a writer. Dude is incredible when it comes to art, but he’s goddamn terrible when it comes to stories.

Upcoming DLC characters:

There’s a rather long-winded story that can be pieced together with a lot of Google searches of SEGA of America’s policies in their transition to the 32 bit era. I’ll try to simplify it and will probably get some of the details wrong/off.

I actually compete at Smash monthly. And I enjoy how seriously you are taking this very, very serious list. Have a great day, IceSprite!

Well, first, anyone in Dead or Alive is either a dumbass or a molester (or both).

“What about the character says ‘dumbass’ to you?”