“My parents beat me and I turned out alright!”

RIP real Deadspin

RIP old Deadspin.

“Now more than ever, we should be united in our goal to remove politics from sports.”

Like, years ago.

Starship Troopers is an amazing movie, David Roth is an incredible writer and Great Hills Partners are among the biggest group of fart-huffing, self-satisfied morons in a fetid sea of private equity vultures.

I’m still side eying lemon, keep pushing it to the point where I have no doubt, not one iota.

In fairness, nobody’s better at turning left than Nascar.

With the camera I’m guilty until I can prove myself innocent

As self-owns go, that one is almost zen-like in its perfection. 

“Help! I’m trapped in the wrong bo—oh.”

Well actually the civil rights protests worked because there were other groups that weren’t as peaceful and were upfront about it. It’s also why the labor movement worked. Also why the feminist movement worked. Every moderate movement that achieved something was able to do so because there was a radical wing pushing…

Fucking Fakespin. Shit-ass writing like that belongs on Barstool. Can’t expect a bunch of scabs to have any sort of decency or mental wherewithal.

I miss Deadspin writers who could, y’know........write.

Ah. The headphone deejay waifu fighter. /s Didn’t know it had anything visual novel related though. I took one look and assumed it would be a shallow anime fighter.

That anime fighter description feels a bit too on the nose lol. Was it random or is it actually based on something?

I mean, if we can trust everyone to act safely and logically in the interest of both themselves and society, we don’t need laws at all. Problem solved.

I know.  I mean who really thinks that game is ever going to be finished?

I think Nintendo gets away with a lot that other other publishers or console makers would get rightly castigated for. 

Yeah, I’ll pivot from Red Lights and say 4 way stops. Any 4 way stop that isn’t converted to a roundabout in the coming years is a policy failure.