Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

Hell, my doctoral regalia is red

“Encyclopedic knowledge of Greek philosophy. Tits not great.”

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

forget the future, they haven’t been a Modell franchise since 1996

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Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I mostly enjoyed a lot of the Hobbs and Shaw (and other Shaw) parts of the movie, but I hated every scene that Ryan Reynolds was in, as he was very clearly working from a different script, with his own writers, and it didn’t fit the tone at all.

I like Guys Grocery Games better than Chopped....I have reasons for this

Chris Cillizza can always be relied upon to have the worst opinion on anything he opens his facehole about.

Thanks for the reply.

Sounds to me like Arch Warhammer is a dick.

Rispoli and Varisco is my least favourite USA Network crime procedural.

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

If they are the type do carve canyons at 125 mph, watching a video of someone crashing is extremely unlikely to stop them.

It’s possible that she meant The Last Airbender, which is the one true Avatar as well as feeling upsettingly topical today, politically speaking.

I was leaning towards Tesla Rapid Access Intraurban Transit myself.

You should demand a full refund of your AV Club subscription. Don’t settle for prorated, get 100% of it.