Luke Heimlich: But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

It’s a shame, heard he was really hoping to get a chance to play in Thailand instead. 

Is it wrong that I find myself wishing her cancer had won?

No, the republican sneers at you and starts blaming the Fox News Xenophobic Flavor of the Week™️ for taking away YOUR opportunities, pushing their evil agenda, and bathing in the milk & honey that is rightfully the property of Real Muricans.

He certainly knows how to connect with his audience.

Yeah, but when I show up to one of my kids’ events and start kicking things, it’s all “what the hell is wrong with you??” and “this is a cafeteria!”

I haven’t. We’ve been talking about taking a family trip back there but haven’t made it. I still remember my old address and look forward to making that trip again.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

this is gross. everything you wrote here is just mindlessly paternalistic garbage. 

“TLDR: Female, know your place and keep quiet.”

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

I love the picture at the top.

I can’t wait to see what the sundry tenant farmers living on the pairs vast estates will give them to curry their favor.  Rumors are rife among the kitchen staff and downstairs help.

As a native Idahoan, I believe I am qualified to take up Brian Kilmeade’s objection.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

This is what happens when you tie your sense of self to your media consumption choices. It’s not good folks.

“Our game will have you fighting Nazi zombies!”
“Oh, cool.”
“In our WWII game, there’s a female protagonist!”
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WWII!? OPEN A HISTORY BOOK. NO WOMEN!”

Michael K. Williams is a brilliant fucking actor.

To be fair, most people who want lower taxes have absolutely no idea how anything at all works beyond their ability to complain about lower taxes. If you showed them a state, township, or even federal government spending chart their eyes would immediately glaze over and they’d be thinking about season 48 of America’s…

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.