He’s won titles in Miami and Cleveland, and neither team has been the same since he left.

Yes, correct. Butler may not have been an overly successful general, but he sure figured out how to stick it to the South.

One of the best quotes from Burns’ Civil War.

Dammit, that was you? You know how cranky I am when I’m low on vitamin C!

It is deeply telling that whenever Southerners cite ancestors worthy of admiration and emulation, they always cite individuals like Lee, but they do not ever, under any circumstances, mention Gen. James Longstreet.

Did the Communist Party stage a massive acting-out over the weekend, or did I miss that?

Okay folks so I *know* it’s gonna come up and I’ll just try to get ahead of it here:

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

NFL game in which your team is really training for an off-season of tactical monster/demon fighting.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Tangled is better. I said it. I’ll fight every last one of you!

Yeah, not gonna mention the Stockholm syndrome and the general message of “if the man you love is a violent, angry control freak who won’t let you out of the house, just keep loving him until he turns into a handsome Prince”? For a site that loves picking apart the problematic aspects of geek culture, I’m mildly…

On the flip side, you had Lone Ranger, a heavily advertised film that was terrible.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

In related news, Kyle Shanahan decided against a short run to the White House and will instead, pass.

It was Olivia’s description of their backyard balling that apparently irked his father.

till it happens here...

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.