Can’t help, sending thoughts and prayers

Yes, but will they request that the delegation be punished?

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

But if they’re family then you don’t have to pay them.

Inferior Baron Harkonnen cosplayer Roger Ailes...

That’s not fair. He’s never cared about the Knicks.

I’m surprised nobody is talking about the moving in-game tributes each team payed to the passing of Muhammad Ali. The Warriors floated like a butterfly while the Cavs seemed to have died 48 hours earlier.

even better:

I think you misunderstood. This guy threatening your life is actually a sincere cry out for a discussion about ethics in gaming journalism.

also, this...

I’ve witnessed first hand plenty of people being led on

“We have to be afraid of trans people because cis men are all psychopathic predators who want to rape and murder you and your children!”

Quite! I managed to be sexually assaulted exclusively NOT in bathrooms! But strangely, if someone really did want to, I don’t think a law saying “you can’t go in this bathroom” would stop them. After all, the one saying “you can’t rape people” didn’t bother them much.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

UNC players should look at the bright side. It’s not like they have to get back to class this week.

With Yao Ming going into the NBA Hall of Fame this year, this seems like a good time to say that Emma’s article on Yao from about five years ago is still the best basketball post Deadspin has ever run. That article was the reason I started reading Deadspin.

“And was it not the case that in the old days, when men were pious and women chaste, that if two were to meet in the street one would sayeth ‘may Dwayne The Rock Johnson keep you in health and be with you always’ and the other sayeth in return ‘yea, and also with you’ for men knew their salvation came from His elbow…

Man, I can’t wait for the “Dead Letters: Jezebel is in charge” post in three weeks. Gonna be soooo great.

BUT WILL JOHNNY AND TARA BE THERE!?