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I’ve witnessed first hand plenty of people being led on

“We have to be afraid of trans people because cis men are all psychopathic predators who want to rape and murder you and your children!”

Quite! I managed to be sexually assaulted exclusively NOT in bathrooms! But strangely, if someone really did want to, I don’t think a law saying “you can’t go in this bathroom” would stop them. After all, the one saying “you can’t rape people” didn’t bother them much.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

UNC players should look at the bright side. It’s not like they have to get back to class this week.

With Yao Ming going into the NBA Hall of Fame this year, this seems like a good time to say that Emma’s article on Yao from about five years ago is still the best basketball post Deadspin has ever run. That article was the reason I started reading Deadspin.

“And was it not the case that in the old days, when men were pious and women chaste, that if two were to meet in the street one would sayeth ‘may Dwayne The Rock Johnson keep you in health and be with you always’ and the other sayeth in return ‘yea, and also with you’ for men knew their salvation came from His elbow…

Man, I can’t wait for the “Dead Letters: Jezebel is in charge” post in three weeks. Gonna be soooo great.

BUT WILL JOHNNY AND TARA BE THERE!?

Formal request to have Jez and Deadspin do this ‘blogswap’ (itz gross don’t google it) once a month, at least.

I know! I really enjoy when they forcefully punch the leather sphere through the fancy cylinder with the nylon drapery. Spectacularly elegant!

Dunking is great because when you get up there and slam the potato into the goal you have a moment to wonder if your dad will ever really love you. He won’t and you have to get back on defense or you’ll be fired from the game by the Captain.

I had no idea that dry golf courses were things that existed, and now the sport’s death must be even further accelerated

I wouldn’t be too worried about the timeline here. I don’t think there’s anyone in the world more adept than the Brazilians at quickly pulling off a total and complete cleanup effort.

Most surprising part of the headline.

I work in London and I am a specialist midwife employed by the NHS with a remit to support vulnerable women and families. we are lucky because we have an infrastructure (overstretched, under funded but there) of early intervention family support teams, learning disabilities nurses and health professionals that can…

It’s true, they did indeed take over WCW in the 90s. I SEEN IT

Calm down there, Satan.