This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Well, I mean, that’s like the only time he seems to work.

“The Tokyo-based fitness company...”

That’s... not... my doing. Ever.

I just can’t believe that in this day and age some celebrities think that it’s acceptable to go out on Halloween in Doucheface.

I only have a couple of reasons to watch Hell in a Cell on Sunday: finding out who will be fighting (and probably beating) John Cena, the New Day, finishing off Nikki Bella’s rematch clause so they can finally push Sasha Banks to the moon, the New Day, Kevin Owens doing anything, and the New Day.

Read title; thought it was a post about Star Citizen sent from the future.

It’s worth $12-15 of my money and 2-3 hours of my time to find out, and they would really, really have to fuck up to create a worse movie than Attack of the Clones.

A typical above ground pool is about 20 feet in diameter and 4 feet deep. That’s 1810 cubic feet. According to this site, 1 cubic foot of gold weighs 1203.74 pounds (that feels high but gold is pretty dense). 1810 cubic feet times 1203.75 pounds/cubic foot is 2,178,787.5 POUNDS of gold. Gold is currently $1,170.40 per…

Holy shit, this is the dumbest response I’ve ever received. Holy fucking shit.

We should be focusing on the most important part of this story: McGee. Congrats to Rick Pitino for graduating one of his players, you don’t see that in Lexington.

I feel if you return a blocked extra point, you should get 2 points and be allowed to spike the ball on the face of the player of your choosing.

And the winner will face either the Royals or the Blue Jays.

Murphy’s accomplishments aside, can we please take a moment to embrace the batshit craziness of the following statement:

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

Mike Huckabee: America’s Awful Father-in-Law

Hey, I heard that earlier tonight, the Columbia Journalism Review reported that the San Francisco Chronicle’s reporter on the Golden State Warriors beat, Rusty Simmons, had been suspended by the paper after writing a news story on the Warriors’ purchase of land for their new arena that was copied almost entirely from…

I spoke to Mandi Koba last Friday and I’ve been in touch since, and this is what happened here.