I feel if you return a blocked extra point, you should get 2 points and be allowed to spike the ball on the face of the player of your choosing.

And the winner will face either the Royals or the Blue Jays.

Murphy’s accomplishments aside, can we please take a moment to embrace the batshit craziness of the following statement:

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

Mike Huckabee: America’s Awful Father-in-Law

Hey, I heard that earlier tonight, the Columbia Journalism Review reported that the San Francisco Chronicle’s reporter on the Golden State Warriors beat, Rusty Simmons, had been suspended by the paper after writing a news story on the Warriors’ purchase of land for their new arena that was copied almost entirely from…

I spoke to Mandi Koba last Friday and I’ve been in touch since, and this is what happened here.

They practice on Sundays? When do they study?

What do you think the reason for this response is?

Oh wow, another misogynist woman-hating teenager who wants to murder women en masse because he was rejected by a female. This shit is getting real old. People - stop raising your boys to think that they are *owed* a woman. We are people, we have agency, we are NOT prizes that one can “win” by being nice or because you…

I assume the Ben Carson solution would have been for all the cheerleaders to send him nudes at once...

Jesus kid get your nudes from the internet like the rest of us.

I bet they figured out the catering arrangements before anything else.

Mention something linked to developing cancer, even tenuously so, and suddenly everyone and their dog has a degree in toxicology.

Today’s misplaced concern is brought to you by the letter B, for “Bioavailability”

Deploying Gipsy Danger:

“It seems like Williams was utterly unable to carry out his job by doing anything other than making plans and sticking with them, unique circumstances be damned”

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.