I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

Bookstore people are crazy. I worked at a Half Price Books in the Midwest and due to the insane number of serialized romance novels we received, we started packing them into stacks of 7 and selling them together for 2 bucks. We called them Love Bundles, and there was a group of about 25 mid-fifties women who purchased…

Well there is the bit from the decision that was already quoted above that makes it pretty clear that they didn’t think black people were legal humans...

Boys, when you’ve been rejected, and your friend at the bar suggests getting over it with a couple of shots, this is not what they mean.

Oh yes, that is definitely the face of someone who should carry weapons and enforce the peace.

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Sure — but what would you get? A quantity of Bibles, all of which fall open to the Song of Solomon (the only book that showed signs of having been read — and re-read, and re-read...); maybe a dusty, half-broken-down old Dell Dimension, half-full of porn thumbnails from 1999; and some dowdy clothing. Not really…

Well, I would say that Jesus did win. Render unto Caesar and all that, as someone kindly laid out somewhere in the comments yesterday or the day before.

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.

I still say that getting Dan Le Batard’s Baseball Hall of Fame vote and letting the readers vote was pretty cool.

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

If you see the word “Dick” in a headline with my byline, I can guarantee that what you will see is a quality dick post. I may be unsure of many things, but my ability to bring you the peen-related content you crave is not one of them.

Classes are scheduled to last 45 minutes, but really, you’re in and out in 2.

But it wasn’t an indie developer, no SJWs were involved, and nobody slept with each other. I’m confused!

There’s your ethics in gaming journalism right there.