Those numbers should probably be reported net of tithing.

Alternate headline: “Fiscally Conservative Politicians” To Waste More Taxpayer Money Protesting 1973 SCOTUS Decision

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

I wonder if the alien that steals Melo’s talent is going to jack up 30 shots a game and not pass to the other aliens.

marry me

The thing that baffles me about not getting your kids vaccinated is missing what an astonishing gift immunity is. Here, for the cost of a moment’s discomfort and a $20 copay, you are protected from a scourge that has caused humanity untold pain and death for millennia.

It’s like Thetis bringing Achilles to the River…

scientology is like if mean girls and jonestown had a baby.

Full disclosure: Haven’t seen last night’s RAW/NXT but apart from that I’m pretty up to date.

First off

Gasp.... How dare you?! Geoffrey Zakarian is a fox and I’ll meet anyone who says different at dawn! NAME YOUR SECONDS!

What are you, a sadist?

I respect your (incorrect) opinion and you can go jump in a vat full of delicious SWEET TEA!!!! What, you expect me to drink hot tea when it’s hotter than Satan’s (Hail Satan!) asshole outside? 8-)

Sweet tea is gross and you should be ashamed. ;)

A cat would just repeatedly hit the red button in a conscious attempt at annihilating humanity.

Ahem **insert political ad voice**

Both. Calling it now.

I need to understand how anyone could come to the conclusion that throwing semen on someone is acceptable practice.