Man, fuck Jim Duggan.  That fucker couldn’t wrestle for shit, couldn’t cut a promo, and had a character best described as “flag-waving dipshit with a piece of wood.”  And even if all that weren’t true, he’d suck because even if Jesus Christ in all his glory appeared in a WWF ring, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan wouldn’t have…

Because a lot of the time, including this case (in my opinion) these people don’t believe they were wrong. They’re willing to provide the vaguest facsimile of an apology, strictly in the interest of making their own lives easier, but why would (for example) Kevin Hart want to work with GLAAD when he genuinely would be…

I’m not sure this is a bad thing, but in your tournament a team could win the national championship with a 6-7 record. Also, that feels like an incredibly impractical playoff size for football, from a logistical perspective.

How is it that the woman who ran a campaign that failed to win the presidency is less at fault for her loss than a left-wing blog that never endorsed a candidate? Like somehow Splinter convinced all the Bernie Bros and black people not to show up? Which other outlets are morally obligated to become Democratic…

Bullshit. This site may have been Bernie friendly, but no one ever endorsed or encouraged not voting or voting for a 3rd party candidate in the general. You’re over here carping with the full benefit of 20/20 hindsight, as though during the primaries it was every progressive American’s duty to carry water for…

One presumes so, and it can't be worse than my actual signature, which is generally just my first initial followed by a looping meaningless tangle of ink.

As someone whose parents’ handwriting also consists of a combination of halfassed cursive and halfassed printing, I sympathize with your daughter.  And that's coming from someone who had to take cursive in elementary school. The idea that letters in cursive can look so different from their printed counterparts as to…

The Soviet Union made effective rockets. North Korea makes effective rockets, so evidently rocket science ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. And all Tessa does is make cars that aren’t as well-built as real luxury cars, but also aren’t as cheap and mass-produceable as a Chevrolet Volt. Also, let’s not go on with this…

It’s a bizarre feature of our current excessive veneration of the military that it is essentially heresy to not agree that every American soldier is a hero, but for the most part no one considers or cares about the issues those “heroes” have after their service.

Is a knock down pitch just killing a guy with a fastball?  Or is it a variant of one of the cheaty pitches, like a spitball?  Is it fucked up that I would consider either one a possibility in turn of the century baseball?

I know this has been remarked on previously, but I take it as a sign of the dark times we live in that I cannot recall disagreeing with something Don Lemon has said over the last two full calendar years. I may now like Don Lemon. These are not words I thought I would ever say.

Rocky is transparently based on Chuck Wepner, a white boxer who gained relative notoriety for almost (but not quite) not getting TKOed by Ali, itself an “accomplishment” celebrated by people who desperately wanted to see Ali be shown his place, so to speak.

Which is to say, not at all possible?

I stand corrected.

So far as I'm aware he's still a flat-earther.

It would only ease congestion if these scooters were removing cars from the road, something a lightly motorized Razor scooter is unlikely to accomplish.

Stephen A Smith is wrong approximately 80% of the time, so during one of those instances I’m sure he falsely stated that kimchi was bad.

I know a lot of people who would consider Harding to be one of the worst, and Bush II has a strong showing.  But for sheer breathtaking inanity, Trump is hard to beat.

See, that I would watch. Like if Bad Boys and Mission Impossible got into some kind of franchise competition to fire Will Smith and Tom Cruise (respectively) out of successively larger cannons, that would be awesome. But with Michael Bay at the helm, Will Smith could be diving toward that ICBM and all you’ll see is…

This is a solid point, my reply was definitely an oversimplification.