As someone turning 30 pretty damn soon, the idea of paying hundreds of dollars to go to a crowded festival that may involve sleeping in tents just... doesn’t cut it anymore. The only festivals I’ll go to are the ones that are in/around major urban areas, and there are more than enough of those that I can see major…

WHEN can we finally cancel Johnny Depp? Coke bloated, woman abusing, Peanuts background character looking motherfucker. CANCEL THAT SHIT.

Well, somebody else has pretty good qualifications and has nailed the look. Just sayin, way better than Taylor Swift.

Counterpoint: NO

Remember when this blog used to be about tech? Now it’s all vintage shopping, volcanoes and stuff durka dur.

I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.

Yes, it’s scary. Yes, I worry about the world my kids are growing up in. Yes, I worry about them being able to breathe air and not die in a nuclear attack. But this is life. It’s been horrible - and wonderful - since the beginning of time. We just have to live.

I love beer. Alcoholism is present on both sides of my family tree, so I’ve always consumed it enthusiastically, albeit moderately. But after the disastrous election last fall, having a beer with dinner grew from an occasional indulgence to a daily routine. In the last six months, my anxiety has reached an…

One small thing?

If there’s one thing ASoIaF fans are good at, it’s waiting.

I’m more of an Earth kind of guy, you know.

If I had a dollar for how many times I’ve cried that Hubz isn’t taking a good enough shot of my ass to display on Instagram I’d have like... 6 bucks.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

“Fake news...it’s all fake news..librul bullshit...”

Not enough of a fuss has been made about Ivanka going to Berlin for the W20 summit. She has no qualifications to work in policy, international law or norms, diplomacy, or women’s rights. She has no reason to be the representative for our country, other than being the daughter of the president. She is not a fucking…

I’m about an hour from a military base, so the nukes will get me. My main worry is what will happen to our cats if they survive and we don’t.

I remember this, ONTD called it Granny are you OK?

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.